I wish I had met you a long time ago. When we were kids.
It couldn’t have happened any other way. It had to happen now.
But it isn’t enough time.
It never would’ve been.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell.
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.